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World's ugliest pumpkin

November 1st, 2008 | Author: Matt

$The world\'s ugliest pumpkin, carved by Matt Rouge$ I feel ashamed to admit I carved this thing.

O crude visage!

O foul squash thug!

No one cares jack- about an o’-lantern the day after Halloween.

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Yo mama so uptight, she don't got a stick up her ass, she got a whole REDWOOD!
So have a--oh never mind. Just dont' be a you-no-what cuz when your one the whole WORLD knows it!!!!!!!
And you girls arnt' except from this either, I hear you talking SMACK about this b*tch and that "ho"--mm hmm, who's the ho now, you know?
Grow some cojones, m'kaY?!
If you give me the salute and I get out (don't call it road rage--DON"T!!) and pound on your window don't be a PUSS and drive off like that.