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Matt Rouge's Ultra-Positive Thought for June 13, 2009

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The glass isn’t half-empty. It’s completely full!

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  • Yo mama so uptight, she don't got a stick up her ass, she got a whole REDWOOD!
  • So have a--oh never mind. Just dont' be a you-no-what cuz when your one the whole WORLD knows it!!!!!!!
  • And you girls arnt' except from this either, I hear you talking SMACK about this b*tch and that "ho"--mm hmm, who's the ho now, you know?
  • Grow some cojones, m'kaY?!
  • If you give me the salute and I get out (don't call it road rage--DON"T!!) and pound on your window don't be a PUSS and drive off like that.